As Seen in the Ad

You know the ad. A little army runs down a runway, picks the gate that says ×2, grows into a crowd and flattens whatever is at the end. Then you install the game and it is nothing like that. This one is exactly that, and it runs right here, no download. Our stickman from Pixel Breach leads the army. Every pair of gates adds, multiplies, takes away or halves; some swap their values on the beat of the music, so time it. Take the better gate again and again and your streak multiplies every point you score: ×2, ×3, ×5, ×8, ×10. A gold gate pulses on the beat, from ×1 up to ×5. A magnet drags the whole army toward the wrong gate. Spin-to-win wheels roll at you (tap, and they all jump). A glass bridge has a weight limit, and an army that is too big cracks it. On the way the army picks up blasters.

The enemy is the Ad's own crew: an army of dudes in orange tracksuits, three white stripes down every sleeve and leg. A squad, then a charging wave, then a horde behind ACCEPT boards with big gold-striped brutes in the ranks. At the end stands THE AD, a giant grinning banner with its SKIP AD countdown. Push it over with everything you have left before the countdown sends in more tracksuits. Your best score stays on this device. More levels follow.